How to Survive a 17 hour road trip

1. Make your husband take the first shift so you can take a nap.

2. Caffeine is your friend. Load up on it.

3. Make sure you have a good playlist of music to keep you going which may include:

• Glee Cast
• Wicked
• Caleb Carruth
• Levi Smith - Dallas to Denver song

4. Get annoyed with people who think it is ok to drive five miles under the speed limit on a 2 lane highway.

5. Yell at "Maggie" the GPS after she has taken you in a complete circle to find a Starbucks and then proceed to not listen to her when you need to get back on the highway for spite.

6. Have many snacks available to keep up your stamina. Calories don't count on road trips.

7. Have a drink once you've arrived. You deserve it.

8. Figure out a way to perform apparation so you don't have to repeat this to get home.